Verse 1
                                D
Gee but its great to be back home

                            D7
Home is where I want to be

                         G
I've been on the road so long my friend

                        D                     G
And if you came along I know you couldn't disagree

                  D      D7
It's the same old story, yeah

Chorus
D7             G        D          A7
Every where I go, I get slandered, libeled

       D                          G
I hear words I never heard in the bible

        D                     Bm
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine

D                       Bm
Two steps away from the county line

     D                          G               D
Just trying to keep my customer satisfied, satisfied

Verse 2
                       D
Deputy sheriff said to me

                            D7
"Tell me what you come here for, boy

                             G
You better get your bags and flee

                          D                      G
You're in trouble boy and now you're headed into more"

                  D      D7
It's the same old story

Chorus
D7            G         D          A7
Every where I go, I get slandered, libeled

       D                          G
I hear words I never heard in the bible

        D                     Bm
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine

D                       Bm
Two steps away from the county line

     D                           G          D
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied, satisfied

Bridge
D
Wo-oh ho ho ho

D
Wo-oh ho ho ho

D
Wo-oh ho ho ho

            G
Wo-oh oh oh oh

Last chorus
D Em G                   D     D7
       It's the same old story...

D7            G         D          A7
Every where I go, I get slandered, libeled

       D                          G
I hear words I never heard in the bible

         D       Bm
And I'm so.....  tired

    D                   Bm
I'm oh-oh oh-oh oh so   tired

     D                              G          D          A7
But I'm trying to keep my customers satisfied, satisfied (that's right!)